Piss On Calvin

I'm tired of the calvin pissing sticker on bro-ish cars and trucks, I don't remember if it was even slightly amusing the first time I saw in back in the fucking 90's. More than decals which proudly announce the presence of a redneck driving the vehicle, the pissing calvin is the true mark of an individuals lack of individuality, class, and originality. I present to you a couple slight variations of Bill Watterson's lovable character, unfortunately, the paradox of the designs negates the placement of them on a car.